WHO WAN DIE?
Police: Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?
Shifu da chinese pastor: Here they are.
Police: They are incomplete.
Shifu da chinese pastor: Check them well, they are complete
Police: Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night?
Shifu da chinese pastor: I go burial
Police: Who die
Shifu da chinese pastor: Na one Policeman
Police: Wetin kill am
Shifu da chinese pastor: He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.
Police: Na your friend?
Shifu da chinese pastor: No
Police : Your relation?
shifu da chinese pastor: No
Police: Wetin you come go do for the burial?
shifu da chinese pastor: I go remove the money from the dead man hand.
Police: Wetin concern you for the matter
shifu da chinese pastor: Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju
(The policeman was staring at me now)
shifu da chinese pastor: Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go.
Police: Police is your friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day.
shifu da chinese pastor: Thank you same to you.
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